Shipping FAQ

Where can I find my tracking number?

You can use this one if you need to - 3.14159265359.

We have more numbers you can add to the one above if you need them. Just reach out to us at doug.ford@ontario.gov.ca and we'll be happy to send you more.

How long does it take for me to receive my product?

Well that depends on how you measure time. The equation of time describes the discrepancy between two kinds of solar time. The word equation is used in the medieval sense of "reconcile a difference". The two times that differ are the apparent solar time, which directly tracks the diurnal motion of the Sun, and mean solar time, which tracks a theoretical mean Sun with uniform motion. Apparent solar time can be obtained by measurement of the current position (hour angle) of the Sun, as indicated (with limited accuracy) by a sundial. Mean solar time, for the same place, would be the time indicated by a steady clock set so that over the year its differences from apparent solar time would have a mean of zero.^[1]

The equation of time is the east or west component of the analemma, a curve representing the angular offset of the Sun from its mean position on the celestial sphere as viewed from Earth. The equation of time values for each day of the year, compiled by astronomical observatories, were widely listed in almanacs and ephemerides. 

Regardless, if "N" is the variable for "Never" then shipping times can take anywhere from "N" to "N +/- X = N"

Is Dark Brew Espresso Co. a real company that will ship my products?

uh... ahem.... ye-uh-yeah. Uh huh. We sure are! Spend lots of money with us! What could possibly go wrong?